SlickSammy's.com is a proud sponsor 0f idiots everywhere. Here are today's specials.
Travel into the future using Slick Sammy's Pocket Time Machine app for the iPhone. That's right! There's an app for that too! Now only 99 cents! You heard that right! Only 99 cents for the app, and $399.00 for the download fee. Note1: For best results, make sure the iPhone is at full signal strength before pressing the "Get Lost" button. Note2: Please read the software EULA.
While you're at SlickSammy's.com, read all about Slick Sammy's new Pocket Laser Fisherman. No need for line or lures any more. Just aim the Pocket Laser Fisherman at the fish and zap 'em. As a bonus we will include our folding Pocket Net absolutely free! When the little rascals float to the surface after being zapped, just scoop 'em up!
But wait there's more! Order the Pocket Laser Fisherman in the next 24 hours, and we will throw in Slick Sammy's Pocket Fish Caller. So simple a child can use it. Just put it up to your lips and blow! All three items are yours now for the incredibly low price of 99 cents plus $399.00 for shipping and handling.
Here at SlickSammy's.com we have more useless crap than you can shake a stick at! Heck, on all purchases over $500, we'll even throw in the stick for free! Short on money? No problem. All of our items qualify for our easy "PayBuddy" plan. Just give us your credit card or bank account number, and we will charge you $399.00 per month until we decide you've paid enough.
And as always, your satisfaction is guaranteed. All items are warranted by the manufacturer for 30 days from the date of purchase. SlickSammy's.com also offers a 30 day money back guarantee from the moment you place your order! Note3: Please allow 6 weeks for delivery.